Editor's Note: You bought what you thought was the best acoustic guitar under $500.00 and now it won't play. Well, you can probably fix it, if you can find some good instructions. Don't look here.

How to Repair Guitars

Wanna know how to repair a guitar?

 Steps

1. Leave house with guitar.

2. Hop in car.

3. Drive car to guitar shop.

4. Speak to man, not woman.

5. Give guitar.

6. Give money.

7. Receive guitar back.

8. Say thank you to man, not woman.

9. Done!

 Warnings

* Never give woman guitar.


Article added: 17 February 2010


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