Editor's Note: PC and tolerance through swatting.

How to Raise a Non Racist Cat

Many people don't consider cats to be a danger, however, studies have shown that particular colors make cats more relaxed and less so. In this article, I will attempt to teach you how to raise a non-racist cat.

 Steps

1. Remember not to judge the cat. The cat might of had a hard time with a Black/Asian/Native American person. Perhaps a black owner abused the cat's mother. "Do not judge."

2. Whenever you see a cat exhibiting aggressive behavior towards a person based on the color of his/her skin, swat the cat in the back of the head slightly. If you don't believe in punishing your animals, then feed the cat a treat every time it treats people like equals.

3. Be kind to your cat. Always remember it's your pet and your responsibility.

 Tips

* People crackers are a good treat and affordable for trying to help a cat see people as equals.

* By placing the cat in front of black programming, it might acclimate the cat to seeing Black people. Try BET, or one of the Madia films.

* Try blindfolding the cat, and having a someone of a particular color rubbing her/his/it's belly. Then remove the blindfold. Imagine the cat's surprise! This worked with me!

* If all else fails, take your cat to a course.

 Warnings

* Do not attempt to raise a racist cat on purpose. This can be traumatic for every person of a minority.

* Try blindfolding the cat, and having a someone of a particular color rubbing her/his/it's belly. Then remove the blindfold. Imagine the cat's surprise! This worked with me!


Article added: 15 May 2009


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