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How to Make a Ninja
Get a ninja female and a male ninja in one room.
1. Get a girl ninja and a boy ninja in one room.
2. Let them stay there for one hour naked.
3. Turn off the lights.
4. Don't come in until the funny noises stop.
5. Wait a few months after the female gets fat.
6. Go to the hospital and get your prize: a ninja baby.
* Buy 1 get 1 free
* Do it yourself.
* Don't do it with man and man.
Article added: 20 November 2009
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