Editor's Note: There is nothing quite so charming as the tendency to think literally.

How to Make a Ninja

Get a ninja female and a male ninja in one room.


1. Get a girl ninja and a boy ninja in one room.

2. Let them stay there for one hour naked.

3. Turn off the lights.

4. Don't come in until the funny noises stop.

5. Wait a few months after the female gets fat.

6. Go to the hospital and get your prize: a ninja baby.


* Buy 1 get 1 free

* Do it yourself.


* Don't do it with man and man.

Article added: 20 November 2009

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