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How to Have Sex While Brushing Your Teeth

This is the most important thing that you will ever need to know in life, period.


1. Find an intimate-like partner.

2. Take off your shoes. Nobody like sex with shoes… or brushing your teeth for that matter.

3. Take off your socks… duh.

4. Put on Barry White to set the mood.

5. You should probably take off all your clothes now.

6. Grab that toothpaste and lube up the brush with the paste ;)

7. Put it in your mouth. Move it side to side briskly until white residue forms on lips with minty goodness.

8. Start having sex.

9. TADAA!! You are now having sweet sexual-toothbrush action!


* The battery powered spin brush is always a plus.

* Make sure not to brush too long and upset your gums. this is a very sensitive area of the body.

* Make sure not to concentrate too much on brushing your teeth… everyone knows when it comes to sex and toothbrushing, sex wins at coolness.

* Give it your all!


* This is a complicated subject, please be careful not to be injured.

 Things You'll Need

* Toothbrush

* Toothpaste

* Dental floss (if you're feeling frisky)

* A "p-button" (wink wink)

* A "p-switch" (wink wink)

* Protection

* Fun times

Article added: 18 January 2010

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