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How to Get a Really Big Butt

Here we are going to discuss the mechanics of getting the huge butt that you want. We will overview the steps necessary such as: Steps,Tips, and Warnings.

 Steps

1. First start with the butt you have.

2. Take and assess just how big you want your butt to be.

3. Diet with things like: McDonalds, Dairy Queen, Wendy's, Jack in the Box.

4. Try to get the fattest meals you can from the above listed restaurants such as 5 Big Macs, 2 large fries, a huge soda, and a large shake to top it off. Supersize where possible.

5. Continue diet for at least 3 times a day for 3 months (Most important step).

6. Live like a true trooper sit in front of the TV . Enjoy those shows!

7. Do as little as possible in the hibernation period of big butt growing.

8. After 3 months or so step back and look in the mirror and jiggle that butt.

 Tips

*Never stray from diet.

 Warnings

*Big Butt steps may lead to a sedimentary lifestyle and also lead to becoming extremely obese.


Article added: 19 September 2008


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