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How to Eat a Hot Dog Steps
1. First, you must go out and buy a car.
2. Smell the car. Smells good…
3. Now, go to the store and find the hot dogs.
4. Look at the hot dogs and purchase the ones you want.
5. Use a coupon to buy the meal.
6. Oh no! You forgot buns! Go get some!
7. Now we are going to leave the store.
8. Drive home.
9. Enter home.
10. Boil hot dogs in your bathroom sink.
11. Good Job!
12. Now, place the hot dog into the bun.
13. Don't forget ketchup!
14. Place bun in mouth.
15. Bite down and chew.
17. Now……DIGEST!!! COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT! DIGEST! DIGEST!
18. GOOD WORK!!!
19. Now…crap them out.
20. Shh... bye bye.
* Walk your hot dog twice a day.
Article added: 06 October 2008
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It's pretty hard, but
you might be able
to do it if you try.