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Could it be any more obvious? I think we all know how to sit in a chair, how to watch television, and how to make a baloney sandwich. wikiHow attracts many wannabe writers and they do indeed write what they know, resulting in the production of many a funny howto article. Although wikiHow did not want to keep these gems in the humorous form you see here, we at wikiHowl thought you would want to take a look.