Editor's Note: If you are an army general or something, read on!
How to Beat Up a Pirate
To beat up a pirate you simply need a heck of a lot of guns or be a ninja as ninjas will clearly own pirates.
1. Nuke his boat.
2. Fire a Peacekeeper missile at his face.
3. Kick away his peg leg and shoot him.
4. Be a ninja and pull out a can of butt whoop.
* To be a ninja you need a heck of a lot of training.
* To get hold of nukes and Peacekeeper missiles you need to be an army general or something.
* To get a gun is easier.
* To leave him alone is easier.
* Pirates are DANGEROUS.
Article added: 24 May 2010
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