Editor's Note: Hannah Montana: everyone's goal in life. Just so you know, the young lady who wrote this article is not the least bit jealous. In fact she never even thinks about Hannah Montana.
How to Be Just Like Hannah MontanaThese steps make it simple to lose your boyfriend in seconds!
1. Dye your hair blonde with laundry detergent.
2. Buy a child-sized square dancing dress.
3. Barf on it.
4. Play paint ball while wearing it.
5. Spill rhinestones all over it.
6. Barf on it again.
7. Try to make your voice sound like a broken nail gun.
8. Dance like you would if you just had a leg seizure.
* If you actually pull this off, your neighbors might call the wacky-shack.
* Hannah Montana is way more ugly than this, so don't be disappointed if you don't think you are ugly enough.
Article added: 06 February 2009
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