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How to Be Bananalicious

Bananas are not just fruit anymore, but a way of life! This article will tell you how to be bananalicious!


1. Get songs on your iPod like Japanese Banana by Alvin and the Chipmunks and Bananaphone by Raffi.

2. If you like the color yellow, show it! Wear yellow a lot! If you have Nextel cellular service, get a yellow phone! (Or if you go on eBay, they actually make some kind of bananaphone!)

3. Talk about bananas a lot. Discuss the philosophical principles of bananas to your friends.

4. If you like bananas, eat them! Not just as a snack, but put them in your salad, make grilled bananas (not recommended for taste!) Banana Splits, Smoothies, any possible way to use bananas, DO IT!

5. In the song Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani, she does the Banana thing, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Where she spells banana, learn how that works, and do that constantly!


* You don't have to like bananas to be bananalicious! It's purely optional!

* Remember, you are not a monkey! Don't let people tell you that you are acting or look like a monkey!


* Don't use corny puns like saying something is apPEALing, that's just corny and people will think you are a dork!

Article added: 15 March 2010

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