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How to Act Sexy

"Ohhh babe like your butt! Looks like you would take a nice picture."
Girl: "Really? I just read this article on wikiHow on how to act sexy. It seems to work."


1. Wink at guys and then smack your butt! It really works!!!

2. Stick out your chest and point to it!!!

3. Shake your butt when you walk!!!

4. Slide around on your heels to turn around!!!

5. When you are talking to a guy, start rubbing your breasts in circles!!!

6. Also when you are talking to a guy whisper "sexyyy," in his ear!!!


* When you chew, go really slow and stick out your tongue!!!

Article added: 19 June 2009

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