Editor's Note: Hushed and annoyed tones will fool even the most incredulous of your friends.
How to Act Like a Movie Star
Do you want to be a star? This page is sure to help!!
1. Wear really expensive designer clothes. this will help you look rich.
2. Act like a star. If you convince people you are a star they will treat you like one.
3. Go to the spots where all the hottest celebrities hang out, if there are none where you live then go to one where they would if there were any.
4. Talk like a star. State the obvious and make sure you are heard, if people don't hear you they won't notice your star qualities.
5. Now that you can talk the talk, it's time to walk the walk. If you are a girl then wear designer heals and jeans. If you are a guy then wear the sweetest shoes and shirts.
6. Swagger gently and touch your hair a lot!
* Say that you are going to a red carpet event or an important celebrity party.
* When some one asks you a question that you don't know the answer to simply repeat it back to them in a hushed yet annoyed tone.
* Just remember to be yourself!! Otherwise your friends will be mad at you.
* Don't be a stalker or you'll be arrested.
Article added: 23 April 2010
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